Some good ol' pseudo-lesbian hoopla!!

Oh man... it doesn't get much worse than this.

Ya know what I really hate? Psuedo-lesbians. Boring, straight, lame-ass white chicks who think making out with another girl is a huge deal and a big no-no, like, oh my god, like, sooo risque. Do they think lesbianism was just magically "invented" a few weeks ago and no one has ever heard of this extremely "daring" and "deliciously sexy" concept?

I'm referring of course to that lame song by Katy Perry, called "I Kissed A Girl". Well, how ballsy of you. BARF. Like she's such a bad ass for kissing a chick:

"...it's not what good girls do, not how they should behave..."

Fuck off, seriously. Did this chick ever think that this might be a bit offensive to women who are legitimately homosexual? Like being gay is "not what good girls do" (which is where the attraction comes in for straight guys and girls, of course) and that basically means lesbians/bisexuals are somehow "bad" or "wrong". Who buys this shit, anyways?? I mean, she rambles on about kissing a girl like she's such a rebel, but then of course she excuses her so-called "bad behaviour" by stating that she was a) drunk at the time, and b) don't worry everyone, she's actually straight, she even has a boyfriend!! *tee hee* She's just being experimental. Gee, hope he don't mind her kissin' girls! Well, no shit he won't mind, he's the *exact guy* who is into fake lesbians and is being marketed to.

Cherry Chapstick?? Fuck off.

The way lesbianism is portrayed in the mainstream media is a bunch of HOOPLA. Yes, you guessed it. Hoopla, I say. It caters entirely to straight, white males who fantasize about straight, white women getting it on with other chicks. And in those fantasies, these fake lesbian chicks are always hot, sexy, slender and vanilla, and ALSO conveniently into guys, too! You never see a music video or hear a song about trying something new and exciting, like making out with bull dykes!! You never see that!! And you know why? Because that's not what sells, because that's a reality that wanker, straight, vanilla white guys and girls don't want to talk about, or hear about for that matter.

I hate that song and I hate lame-ass psuedo-lesbians.

Hoopla diagnosis: Shut up and stop pretending to be gay because you think you'll get some attention from it. Now go make out with a bull dyke and then let me know how you really feel.