Friday, November 28, 2008

Black Friday Hoopla

The battle to end all battles will be fought between mobs of sweaty, agro, frothing-at-the-mouth shoppers, like these nutty motherfuckers at Walmart in Green Acres Mall in Nassau County, USA.

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/nassau/ny-limart1129,0,167903.story

How the hell does stuff like this happen?? I mean it, honestly, tell me. Nobody noticed they were stepping on someone's HEAD, as they ran towards a bargain bin?!! This poor bastard, who was only 34 years old mind you, was KILLED! I mean, killed dead, end of life, not just injured or knocked over, but DEAD. I just don't get it. I mean, the guy was young, not one of those grey, rickety bastards who looks about a million years old and greets shoppers at the door, he was young and he was trampled to the point of death. TRAMPLED! By maniacal whacked-out shoppers, just dying to get the best deal on junk that's going to fall apart in 6 months and that they don't need anyway! These people make me sick, I mean, physically ill. They rushed the doors at 5 am and knocked them right off their hinges? Who even has that much gumption at 5 am??

For fucks sake, how good could the deals be, people?? Really? REALLY?? It's fucking Walmart, come on now. It's not worth a human life... just wanted to put that out there.. in case you didn't ALREADY UNDERSTAND THIS!!!

This is the kind of shit that makes me want to run around in spastic circles waving my arms wildly above my head and babbling incoherently, because that's really all I can think of doing after reading about stuff like this, as my brain feels completely drained of all rationality, intelligence and coherent thought.

Green Acres Mall? Oh yeah, nice, pleasant green acres for sure, unless you're DEAD!! Fucking christ.

Hoopla diagnosis: Some people are so brainwashed into believing that full-on unhesitating consumerism will make them happy and fulfilled, they allow themselves to get out of control to the point where they kill an innocent temp worker. On a scale of 1 to 10, the Hoopla surrounding Christmas shopping completely blows my mind at a level of 142,387.